Rap like no ones looking!

 Hello Woofers

Daisy here.

Did you hear that storm last night?

There was thunder and lightening rain in bucket loads and on. top of that, it was stinking hot!

Of course, OTL was fast asleep snoring his whiskers off while TM was jumping around on the bed and making funny noises!

It was around six thirty that OTL finally woke up and fell out of bed, with a little help from me!

OTL and I were off to the sea front and on our way we met up with a newish woofer. I say newish cos. we have seen him before but never got introduced to him properly.

OTL and the Two Legs got chatting about the weather and I asked him his name.

I was a little taken back when he started blowing raspberries our from under his tail and started Rap Singing!

Now you all know me I’m cool and easy

A laid back woofer looking good and breezy

Just stand aside  and let me through  

I gotta pain in my butt and I need a poo


Now I know where I’m going and what I’m gonna do

You can follow where I’ve bin by the sniff of my poo

My wee’s a master piece of sneezey 

That’s why they call me the hound called Stormzi

I must admit I was a little taken aback but lets face it, you 'ain't gunner forget him!

Then after that he walked off, a real cool dude! 

OTL and I headed off towards the carpark with me trying to put together a Rap but Crazy Dazzi  is a bit of a challenge!

I've managed to keep clear of the rain, well most of the rain, now I'm off to watch the F! racing.

Bye for now.

Crazzy Dazzi.

Comments

  1. Lazy SundaySeptember 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM

    Yo Crazzy Dazzi, Well I had my first walk in the rain, my mum suggested we waited until it stopped but I was eager to go. I didn't meet any other brave woofers, they were all hiding indoors. Now last night I went for a latish walk and blow me down, I opened my front door and there at the top of my path was Cooper a big labrador wot I know and he wouldn't move on until I went and said ello to him. I like that there's lots of nice friendly woofers around, there are some woofers wot aren't so friendly but I give them a wide berth. Well my boy got back from his weekend away just after lunch time and because I missed him, to show how much, I gave him the bums rush and wouldn't talk to him. We had a storm in the night, or so my mum said, and she said it was very hot last night. I think I can hear thunder in the distance now and the rain is lashing down, I've just been out to check. I think I'll hang on until I need to go out again. I'm sure you could come up with a brilliant rap Daisy, you're very clever from wot I can see. Next time you bump into Stormzi and he blows raspberries out of his bum, just say to him, "speak up Brown". I don't think he's a gentleman if he blows raspberries in front of a lady. Enjoy the racing. Take care and stay safe all. Love, Chewie, the boy and my mum. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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